Read the title of this mixtape and tell me that shit ain't....klever? Hahaha, man is this was the bottom of the MC barrel sounds like? I bet if you ever met this kid he would say he wasn't an MC, he is a "rhymer" cause lets keep it real all this cat is doing is rhyming words (sort of) with no flow what-so-eva.
Listening to the intro I felt like I was watching Nick At Night or some shit...like an old TV show. First track is always the most telling. "Klevermind First Thoughts" is the jump off. Is that a song title or just some random words? Regardless this joint is all about sluts and hoes but lets keep it real, it sounds like he's salty after trying to wife a few hoe's. No shame in that but after the first hoe you should know whats up...I bet he tries to wife another slut too. And I quote: "that's why we call you sluts and whores / letting a guy up in them guts...the choice is yours." That's right all you sluts...the choice is yours; tell 'em Klevermind. "Feel It" is about the baby moms...can we assume she's a slut? Most def...I sense a theme. Peep the song titles: "Drama", "Misery Loves Company", "I'm Done"...damn son that chic got you fucked up. "So Shy" is for ladies...the ones Klevermind respects. Lol, dude said "your love juice is flowing / my love muscle's growing". (pisses pants from laughter). Oh and the hook..."I'm so sick of being shy / so sick of this / I just want to talk to you for a little bit / every time I'm near you I get nervous really quick / I just want to sit and talk to you." (repeat) Hahahahah. Somewhere Ne-yo's ears are ringing with pain. I wish I had the time to type up the whole "final thoughts" track...ahhh man. I'm done and there's like 10 more tracks to go. (shakes head)
Listen, cats really really need to go back to being hip hop fans. Let the dream of MCing go already and let the broad go that got your head fucked up. Truth be told they say masturbation is really good for your health now, so my advice is just to go rub one out real quick and put the MIC down. It sounds like dude is taking care of his child and dead ass real worry about that shit and let the shitty ass datpiff mixtape dreams go. There's 9 million MCs in the world today but Klevermind ain't one. (4/18/08)