The art of the true slow jam mixtape has been lost. To all my true blue mixtape heads out there I bet you can't name more than one slow jam mixtape you cop'd over the last two years that was done properly. I think the art of the slow jam mixtape has been lost on a generation of cats who would invite that someone special over then walk into the room with 106 & Park playing on the TV with their dick hanging out of there pants saying "so whats up?" I'm not saying you gotta romance every chic that crosses your apartment door but damn...have some sense about how to handle your business properly...at least once in a while. Get you some weed to roll up, light a damn candle, have something to drink, maybe you're into oils or you're like Ice T with the feather next to his bed. Shit, this girl I dated in highschool gave me one of those funky looking trools with the wild hair. Something about running that troll hair slowly through the crack of a girls ass used to set them on fire...think I'm lying too. See I just gave you a tip, now watch the sale of Troll Dolls double in the next couple months.

I give Mr. King all the credit in the world with this one. A DJ actually mixing near classic slow jams back to back to back with no talking and no Rap & Bullshit mixed inbetween. I'm not gonna give you indepth play by play of the CD just know these are some of the tracks up on here and they are mixed and there is no talking. "Just Me And You" by Tony Toni Tone sets shit off in the begining...and rightfully so. "Can You Stand The Rain" by New Edition is that classic shit. I mean even if you aren't gonna get your groove on at least turn this track up and cry about how that yooker told you her period was late and you coughed up that $350 for the abortion and never saw her again. No slow jam mixtape and I repeat..no slow jam mixtape is complete without some Jodeci on it;"Come & Talk To Me" will do. That's like sacreligion right there for slow jam mixtapes to be void of any Jodeci. "'Bump & Grind" falls into that same category too, def need R.Kelly on your slow jams as well.

If you're into slow jams you def need to cop this, no if ands for butts....lol. (pun) I can think of some other classic joints that needed to be up on here but Mr. King found his groove and ran with it...you get what you get and the flow of the CD was more than proper. So after you cop'd this CD, go get your Boones Farm, roll up a joint, make sure you got some condoms on deck, find a nice chubby lady who will be willing to make you a sandwich after you're done setting her off properly, put "Seems Like Your're Ready" on repeat and handle your bizness. If you don't think you'll make it past five or six repeats of that joint be prepared to break out the womb broom early and "warm it up like Kane" before you get off the bench and into the game for real. (2/15/07)